I was having lunch yesterday with buddies from work and mentioned that I'd be going to vegas this weekend. One quickly reminded me that prostitution is legal on some places but may not be legal on the 'strip' itself so I had to be sure I'm on the right side of the dividing marker. To that, another remarked it would be easy to find that since you'll probably see like a million or so girls lined up on one side and 50 million guys lined up on the other.
The guy who warned me about the dividing marker then suggested that the safest way to do it is to just approach a policeman and tell him "Excuse me officer, i'm planning to get some hookers and was just wondering how to do it legally".
I never imagined that there would come a day that you would actually be able to utter that lovely sentence. Only in America. I love this country. LOL.